waterlollipop

• Earth Implosion

  July 2, 2013

  Science here.

  The Earth is about to implode. Fact. The cause? Overpopulation. You see, the more people and things which exist on the surface of the planet, the more inward pressure is exerted on the globe. Eventually, the biomass of humanity will reach a critical point and the Earth itself will crumble under our extreme load. The ultimate effect of this implosion? A black hole where the Earth used to be, sucking all matter and energy in and ejecting it somewhere else in the multiverse. The final solution? Well, there you have it.

  Science out.

• sidlers

  July 2, 2013

  A sudden flit of movement in my peripheral vision. I turn my head to see, but nothing is there. I keep walking.

  Another black shape darts away just as I turn to see. What could this be?

  I jerk my head upwards as I barely spot another hint of motion. Ah, I’ve been chosen.

• VIP

  November 3, 2012

  Eat my many bullets, quickly., he said as he strolled casually away.

  You see, he was carrying a high-powered, high-rate-of-fire machine gun which could produce many bullets from its muzzle in a short period of time. Many of those bullets had just entered the body of another human being.

  The problem was, the other human being shouldn’t have eaten those bullets. This was a shooting range and human beings are not usually the intended targets. This time they were and that’s because Jesus Mendoza had suddenly decided they would be.

• The Water Lollipop

  November 2, 2012

  The Water Lollipop is composed of a reinforced lollipop stick and an extremely dense lollipop core. The density of this core is fundamental for the existence of the Water Lollipop.